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News Flash! A rhinoceros has been spotted in the El Rito neighborhood. Vicki Duncan, who speaks Rhinocerese fluently, told this reporter that Fred is looking for his gorgeous wife. (See photo attached.) If you see a forlorn female rhinoceros, it's probably her!

News Flash!


A rhinoceros has been spotted in the El Rito neighborhood. Vicki Duncan, who speaks Rhinocerese fluently, told this reporter that Fred is looking for his gorgeous wife. (See photo attached.)
If you see a forlorn female rhinoceros, it’s probably her!